RANK #1 ON MONDAY.
DEINDEXED BY THURSDAY.
YOUR CLIENT CALLED. TWICE.
NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
You audit. You fix. You wait for the next crawl.
Google changes the algorithm. You start over.
This is SEO. This is the dungeon. You are the crawler.
DUNGEON MAP — FLOOR 1: E-SHOP⚠ BOSS ONLINE
// MISSION BRIEFING
It's Monday. Your client's website is a dungeon.
Not metaphorically. Five floors of broken redirects, duplicate content, and a Cumulative Layout Shift so severe it has its own attack animation.
Your Crawl Budget is bleeding — one point every three seconds. It does not care that you have a standup at 10.
Kill enemies to collect Internal Links. Spend them in the shop between floors. Find Schema Markup upgrades when you can. Reach Floor 5.
The final boss is a Legacy CMS from 2011. Your client says it "works fine."
ENEMIES
■ 404 Goblin — fast, dumb, first
■ Canonical Demon — splits when hurt
■ CLS Slime — hitbox is a lie
■ KW Hydra — cut one, more spawn
■ Robots.txt — press E, not Space
■ Legacy CMS — Floor 5 boss
RESOURCES
CRAWL BUDGET
Your HP. Drains every 3 sec.
INTERNAL LINKS
Currency. Kill things. Shop between floors.
SCHEMA SLOTS ×3
FAQ +30% HP · Product +50% DMG
Article +30% SPD
CONTROLS
WASD / ↑↓←→ — Move
Space — Attack
Shift — Dash (i-frames)
E — Interact / Shop
Esc — Pause